: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
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