at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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