Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
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