How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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