and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Be still, my beating vagina.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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