I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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