Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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