You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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