At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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