I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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