At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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