There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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