Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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