I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
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