I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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