I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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