I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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