At least make sure they are 18
Why
Where is the hickey?
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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