Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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