um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I am full of burrito and curiosity
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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