If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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