i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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