So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
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