He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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