Fuck appropriateness.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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