I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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