you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
as a side note pls kill me
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Randomize
