I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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