You're so nebulous sometimes
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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