he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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