The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
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Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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