I hate your face
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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