he wants to bone in the snuggie
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Randomize
