i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
even my farts smell like vagina
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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