The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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