I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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