the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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