Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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