Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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