Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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