ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Randomize
