Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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