While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Randomize
