imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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