I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
areolas are like halos for boobs.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I think people are normalizing furries
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