he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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