and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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