And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I love you. Go after that dick
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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