My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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