talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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