It's a beautiful day for a hangover
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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