It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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