ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Michael Bay diarrhea
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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