But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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